FUN Being A Malaysian (MUST READ)‏

 Hi, long time no see :) . Let's read another nice fun emails to forward:

-----Original Message-----
From: xxxx Hashim [mailto:xxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 5:12 PM
To:
Subject: FW: FUN Being A Malaysian (MUST READ)


>ALWAYS FUN, Being A Malaysian
>NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.
>NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam.
>NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

>NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple
>NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few
pints they start swearing at everything...
>NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning.
>NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain
>NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not
asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around,  early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill,  sleepy,stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch"Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, &n! bsp;etc...

>NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men
never refuse sex.

>NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.
>NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
>NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.
>NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.
>NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
>NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour (car-fu). Sometimes even  pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen  correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew  Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm  sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".

>NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION: The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets!

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Family

Nice fun emails to forward present the following e-mail which forwarded by aidahayu.

----- Original Message -----
From: aidahayu
To: receivers
Sent: Wednesday, Oct 17, 2011 5:01 PM
Subject: [SPAM] Fw: [SPAM] Fw: Family

F A M I L Y

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
'Oh excuse me please' was my reply.


He said, 'Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you.'


We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said goodbye.


But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.


Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.


When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown.


He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.


While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,


'While dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,
but the family you love, you seem to abuse.

Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.


Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.


He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes.'


By this time, I felt very small,
And now my tears began to fall.


I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
'Wake up, little one, wake up,' I said.


'Are these the flowers you picked for me?'
He smiled, 'I found 'em, out by the tree.


I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue.'

I said, 'Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way.'
He said, 'Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway.'


I said, 'Son, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue.'


FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.


And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?


Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU


Pass this message to as many people who love their family. . . . and want to make a difference by their presence !!


God will bless you !!

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New Joke -Never Argue with a Woman

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Engineer vs Management - An Interesting Article‏

Read the following nice fun email forwarded by Fazidalin bt Dawam. It was an interesting article that we should share.

FW: Engineer vs Management - An Interesting Article‏

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Subject: FW: Engineer vs Management - An Interesting Article
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Once upon a time, a man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied. "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 50 and 51 degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make use of your information. The fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the sa me position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, you've managed to make it my fault!!"

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Creative Advertising

Hi,

I have received a few nice fun emails to forward from Budakboy RMC. The following email I think is the best. Hope everyone will enjoy it.

--- On Wed, 10/22/08, Budakboy RMC wrote:
From: Budakboy RMC
Subject: Very Clever Advertising ...respect la you all

To: receivers

Date: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 7:25 AM


Human Creativity Admire d At Times


Clever Advertising ...


Life-size stickers of people were stuck on automatic sliding doors at a mall in Mumbai , India .
When someone approaches, the doors move apart and it feels like the people on the door are moving away. The person entering finds the message, "People move away when you have body odour".

Cool advertisement found in Malaysia .
A sticker was placed on the high voltage box depicting that powerful Duracell batteries were used.

An ambient exercise to promote Eatalica burgers. A "Caution - Wet Floor" board was placed near an Eatalica burger signboard.
The copy on the board reads, "Oogling at the burger may involuntarily cause drooling, which may in turn lead to a wet floor.
Issued for your safety by the management of Eatalica Restaurant". (Eatalica is an American-Italian food joint in Chennai , India .)

A giant mirror was built that allowed passers-by to stop and look at themselves wearing Indivi clothes at a shopping mall in Tokyo , Japan .

Advertisements for a job-recruiting company in Berlin , Germany depict people working in vending machines and ATMs.
It delivers the message, "Life is too short for the wrong job".

Stickers were placed in selected car park locations and car workshops where M-Tech Plasma HID lights are sold in Malaysia.
It delivers the message that these headlights are 300% brighter than regular headlights. The burn-effect sticker from the headlights really leaves an impression.

In another creative idea by The Fitness Company, "dumbbells" were placed at various subways in New York City , which create an illusion that the person holding the safety bar is doing weights.

A very cost-effective advertisement in Hong Kong for a yoga school showcases the prowess of a yoga practitioner on the flexible stems of drinking straws. Enquiries and enrolment went up after this promotional stunt.

A creative ad by Mini Cooper placed at the Zurich , Switzerland train station, shows people climbing into or out of the car, when they are actually entering or exiting stairs.

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Nice Fun Doctors

The following email was forwarded to me by aidahayu. It contains a nice fun video to watch. Enjoy watching it and give your comment (please do not leave your porno links after the comments).

----- Original Message -----
From: Purchasing-Faiz
To: recipients
Sent: Fri, July 16, 2010 4:57 PM
Subject: FW: WOW !!


From: ELNA-CS Chong [mailto:xxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.com]
Sent: Friday, July 16, 2010 4:51 PM
To: 'Ms Faiz (ELNA)'
Subject: FW: WOW !!


From: Purchasing-Kelvin Tan [mailto:xxxxxxx@xxxxxxxb.com]
Sent: Friday, 16 July, 2010 2:29 PM
To: recipients
Cc: recipients; Lim Wee Choon; paulkeong; Eric Chan
Subject: WOW !!


@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+
Kelvin Tan
Purchasing Section
Tel.: xxx-xxx-xxxx (Ext.260)
Fax : xxx-xxx-xxxx
@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+@+
XXXX XXX (M) ISO / TS 16949 CERTIFIED

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I'm a winner of BMW

My friends,

I never won anything big in my life at all but today I win a BMW and a cash prize of Ђ900,000.00 (Nine Hundred Thousand Euros).. Yehooo! I like this model (and the money too).

BMW is one of my dream car. Thanks BMW! Thanks! Thanks! Thanks! Oh! I’m so glad. I know you don't believe me people...yea.

No! It’s not a scam. …it’s a real thing. Please read this nice fun email to forward …
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From: BMW GROUP
Sent: Thursday, July 08, 2010 8:33 AM
Subject: [SPAM] [*SPAM*] [MessageScore][lowlimit] STAR PRIZE WINNER

THE INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
BMW Financial Services
Ibйrica, E.F.C., S.A.
Avda. de Burgos, 118
28050 Madrid
Spain.

Reference Number: BMW: 6451256022/43

CONGRATULATION!!! YOU ARE A WINNER.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Awareness Promotion Department of the BMW Automobile Company, wishes to congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this years' BMW Automobile International Awareness Promotion (IAP) held today in MADRID, SPAIN.

This makes you the proud owner of a brand new BMW 7 Series, 760i G-Power car and a cash prize of Ђ900,000.00 (Nine Hundred Thousand Euros). The car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that is, till the next promotion in 2011. It also comes with a one year warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station worldwide.

YEAR: 2010, MODEL: 760i G-Power

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from the world wide web. Each email address was attached to a ticket number and your email address with ticket number: 7987600545182 and serial number: BMWP/776543450906 was randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

For you to collect your prizes, kindly fill the verification form below and forward this winning notification to the Claims Manager, SIR. JOSE GOMEZ of our claims department through email, stating your receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you assistance and facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes.

Claims Manager:
SIR. JOSE GOMEZ
BMW Claims Department
EMAIL: bmwclaims@list.ru

VERIFICATION FORM:
* FULL NAME:
* AGE:
* SEX:
* ADDRESS:
* ZIP/POSTAL CODE:
* STATE/PROVINCE:
* COUNTRY:
* PHONE:
* OCCUPATION/POSITION:
* COMPANY:
* EMAIL ADDRESS:
* TICKET NUMBER:
* SERIAL NUMBER:

Congratulations once more, and keep trusting BMW Automobile for top quality automobiles.

ENG. ZAKAZ NICKY
DIRECTOR OF PROMOTIONS,
INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTIONS,
BMW AUTOMOBILE.
MADRID, SPAIN.


THE BMW INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTION
COPYRIGHT ©2010. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
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please ..believe it!!


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Details From Aisyah (Adequan is Out Of Stock)

nice fun emails to forward

I have received the following e-mail from someone that I don’t know. Her name is Aisyah Anne Rose Myre (maybe it’s a fake name). It’s not so nice or fun but you can make fun of it. All contents are kept original.
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Her nice photo (fake photo?)


Details from Aisyah

Aisyah Anne Rose Myre
to me

show details 3:03 AM (10 hours ago)

Dear friend

How are you, hope your fine, actually, i had accident with my car while driving to work, though i don't have any fraction during the accident, i was admitted in the hospital, for properly checked, but my point now is that i can not be able to fly because my doctor said so, i can be able to fly in 4 months time.

i normally come to Malaysia to buy a medicine use in treat horses called Adequan, I normally buy these medicine in Malaysia from a lady at the cost of 2400 us dollar per carton and sell to my company at the cost of 5600 us dollars per carton, and i make the profit of 3200 us dollars per carton supplied.

Right now these products is out of stock in my company and they need it very urgently, but i can not give them the Malaysia lady contact because if i do, they will be buying from her and cut me off, and i will not be able to make the profit from the products.

So this what i want you to do, I will give you the Malaysian lady contact number you will call her and purchase the products from her at the cost of 2400 us dollars per carton, then i will give my company your contact number so that thy will fly directly to your country and buy the products from you at the cost of 5,600 us dollars per carton. my company demand of this products is from 10 to 100 cartons

My company boss is ready to fly once i give them the seller contact, please honey i want you to handle this business supply very well, because this a continues supply. so honey can i trust you in this business.

Let me know if there is anything you want to know about this supply ok

I will be waiting to read from you

sincerely
Aisyah

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And this is my reply:-)

--- On Wed, 4/28/10, bread wrote:

From: bread
Subject: Re: Details from Aisyah
To: "Aisyah Anne Rose Myre"
Date: Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 5:20 PM

ok, honey ...what should i do now?

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Her immediate reply (haha…):

More Details from Aisyah Reply
Aisyah Anne Rose Myre

to me
show details Apr 29 (2 days ago)

My Dear .

I got your mail, how many cartons of these products can you buy from the malay lady, as you know this cash business.this supply is very urgent because my boss told me that he is ready to fly and purchase this products. so let me know how many cartons of the these products you can be able to purchase.

after you have made the supply to my company, for each carton of the products we will make 3200 us dollaar profit, am not worried about my share, but if you will not cut me off after you made the supply. please i want you to reasure me that you will send my own share to me after you made the supply to boss on his arrival in Malaysia.

I will give you the malay lady contact in your next reply, so you will call her and buy the products from her and resell to my company boss.

Don't forget the prize you will buy from the malay lady which is 2400 us dollars per carton and resell to my company boss 5600 us dollars per carton.

Please reply immediately to know how many carton you can afford to buy so that i will inform my company to preper Purchase Order and Modality for you.

I will like to know the quantity of the products the products you will afford to purchase, and we need to discuss the percentage you will give me from the profit made.

Please provides me with the following
1, your full name.
2, your contact number.
3, your contact address.

As soon as you give me all this information, i will send you the malay lady contact for your conmmunications

In-view:

1) My company pay cash immediately on the spot of delivery for any quantity ordered, this is where you have to arrange properly about the availability of the products before our arrival. So you need to purchase this product by your self and keep it ready for my company Boss.

2) The product is in a small carton, contents of 10 bottles each; with this name (ADEQUAN) it’s a legal tender. And it’s from the Malaysian lady that I used to buy this product. It is not against the law of any country.

3) I have been coming to Malaysia for the purchase and each time that I came, I will called the attention of the Malaysian lady the sole-dealer, and She will supply it to me and I pay her off immediately and arrange for my going back to London as it is a hand carry and so you will follow the same way. Once my company boss in Malaysia, he will give you a call and you will inform him where he have to come for you to supply the products to him

4) The products has no effect in handling.

5) I want you to tell me how many cartons of this product you can buy for a start so that the company will prepare a Purchase Order (PO) in your name.

6) All relevant documents will be issued by our company management.
Please give me your contact postal addres. and the company will need your Full name and Address (office/home) to prepare the PO in your favor.

Am waiting for yuor urgent reply
Sincerely

Aisyah
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Haha …no more reply from me. I’m very busy and I know she’s trying to cheat me. Don’t believe me? Read the following story:

1. http://www.k-rex.org/portal/advanced_news/ans.php?readmore=102 (Note: use Google features to translate this article).
2. medivet-veterinary-group-fake-product-scam

Have a nice day! - from nice fun emails to forward.

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How to Hide Your Password

Nice fun emails to forward present the following e-mail which forwarded by aidahayu.

----- Original Message -----
From: aidahayu
To: receivers
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:01 PM
Subject: [SPAM] Fw: [SPAM] Fw: [Fwd: How to hide ur password...]]

----- Original Message -----
From: azmi
To: Wani Planning ; MALAR HR ; lan elna ; AIDAHAYU
Sent: Wed, May 27, 2009 4:52 PM
Subject: [SPAM] Fw: [Fwd: How to hide ur password...]]

----- Original Message -----
From: ELNA-CW Tan
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 4:47 PM
Subject: Fw: [Fwd: How to hide ur password...]]

No one can see your passwords or whatever you're typing ...


No one can see whatever you're typing or which website you're surfing ...


And the Ultimate is...








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You Have Just Been Infected by HIV

The following email was posted on facebook by Siti Rahmah (my facebook's friend). Hope you will find useful information from this email.

FROM Arvind Khamitkar, I.A.S, Director of Medical
& Research Div,
Chennai

Dear Friends,

A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat. When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying

"You have just been infected by HIV"...

The Disease Control Center (in Paris) reports many similar events in many other cities recently. All tested needles were HI V Positive..

The Center also reports that needles have been found in cash dispensers at public banking machines. We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats should be inspected with vigilance and caution before use. A careful visual inspection should be enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass this message along to all members of your family and your friends of the potential danger.

Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar instance that happened to one of his patients at the Priya Cinema in Delhi . A young girl, engaged and about to be married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie was going on. The tag with the needle had the message

"Welcome to the World of HIV family".

Though the doctors told her family that it takes about 6 months before the virus rows strong enough to start damaging the system and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years,the girl died in 4 months, perhaps more because of the "Shock thought". We all have to be careful at public places. Just think about saving a life by forwarding this message. Please, take a few seconds of your time to pass along..

With Regards, Arvind Khamitkar ,
I.A.S, Director of Medical & Research Div, Chennai.

Rather than forwarding irrelevant mails, kindly pass this to every one. Probably ur mail can help to save his/her life.

Yesterday at 14:28 • Report

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AIR FRANCE CRASH PHOTOS, AMAZED BY GUY'S INSTINCT

--- Original Message -----
From:
To: recipients
Sent: Thursday, June 18, 2009 2:56 PM
Subject: Fw: AIR FRANCE CRASH PHOTOS, AMAZED BY GUY'S INSTINCT......2 photos
after Collision n before Death....



Best Regards,
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Mohd Helmi
(XXXXX MAKER)
XXXXXXXX (M) Sdn. Bhd.
Tel No : XXXXXXXXX Ext : 181 / 192
Fax No : XXXXXXXXXX
Email Addr : helmi@xxxxxx.com.my
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----- Forwarded by helmi/KM/WALSIN on 06/18/2009 02:58 PM -----

kmedp/KM/WALSIN

06/18/2009 01:54 To
PM
cc

Subject
Fw: AIR FRANCE CRASH PHOTOS, AMAZED
BY GUY'S INSTINCT......2 photos
after Collision n before
Death....

----- Forwarded by kmedp/KM/WALSIN on 06/18/2009 01:54 PM -----

ramah/KM/WALSIN
[Computer/RamahTh
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cc
06/18/2009 08:30
AM Subject
Fw: AIR FRANCE CRASH PHOTOS, AMAZED
BY GUY'S INSTINCT......2 photos
after Collision n before
Death....



Thanks & Regards
Ramah - EDP Dept.
Xxxxxxx. (M) Sdn.Bhd.
Tel XXXXXXX @ Ext.266
Email add : ramah@xxxxxx.com.my
----- Forwarded by ramah/KM/WALSIN on 06/18/2009 08:30 AM -----

sukigoh/KM/WALSIN
[Sales/SukiGohSoo
Khim] To

06/18/2009 08:24 cc
AM
Subject
Fw: AIR FRANCE CRASH PHOTOS, AMAZED
BY GUY'S INSTINCT......2 photos
after Collision n before
Death....





Feel so sad for all the passengers including the extraordinary photographer, who kept his cool even in his last moments of life and took this photo. Hats off to him!!!

Yesterday the world saw the disappearance of an A330 Air Frane during a trans Atlantic flight between Rio to Paris. Very ironic that a day before I got a mail of the photos taken a a passenger on a flight mins after a mid air collision, and mins before the crash of the said aircraft.

Two shots taken inside the plane before it crashed. Unbelievable! Photos taken inside the GOL B 737 aircraft that was involved in a mid air collision and crashed.....

A B737 had a mid air collision with the Embraer Legacy while cruising at 35,000 feet over South America. The Embraer Legacy, though seriously damaged with the winglet ripped off, managed to make a landing at a nearby airstrip in the midst of the Amazon jungle. The crew and passengers of the Embraer Legacy had no idea what they had hit. The B737 however crashed, killing all crew and passengers on board.

The two photos attached were apparently taken by one of the passengers in the B737, just after the collision and before the aircraft crashed. The photos were retrieved from the camera's memory stick. You will never get to see photos like this. In the
first photo, there is a gaping hole in the fuselage through which you can see the tailplane and vertical fin of the aircraft. In the second photo, one of the passengers is being sucked out of the gaping hole.

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These photos were found in a digital Casio Z750, amidst the remains in Serra do Cachimbo. Although the camera was destroyed, the Memory Stick was recovered.

Investigating the serial number of the camera, the owner was identified as Paulo G. Muller, an actor of a theatre for children known in the outskirts of Porto Alegre. It can be imagined that he was standing during the impact with the Embraer Legacy and during the turbulence, he managed to take these photos, just seconds after the tail loss the aircraft plunged. So the camera was found near the cockpit.

The structural stress probably ripped the engines away, diminishing the falling speed,protecting the electronic equipment but not unfortunately the victims. Paulo Muller leaves behind two daughters, Bruna and Beatriz.

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Be Careful With The Black Device for Keyboards

Read the following nice fun email from Helmi. It was a valuable info that we should share.

----- Original Message -----
From: helmi@ ...... my
To: recipients
Sent: Thursday, September 24, 2009 11:48 AM
Subject: Fw: Be Careful With The Black Device for Keyboards

Hi Guys,

For those who frequent the internet cafes or use a public PC in hotels, airports, etc..... please take note of below messge and be careful.....

PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU'RE USING A public computer (Like INTERNET CAFES. ETC ).! CHECK THE BACK OF THE PC AND SEE IF THE BELOW DEVICE IS THERE.... IF SO..then DO NOT USE IT!!!

New storing device fits at the end of the keyboard cable connecting to the PC specialized to save all typed keys in it?

Mostly could be used in net cafes, exhibitions, hotels and airports therefore be careful especially the people who use the internet in these places to enter their bank accounts online or any other important sites. After you enter the bank account ! and leave the PC it will be easy to open your account again as all what you have typed has been saved in the Black device.

Therefore, you should check the PC for any suspicious piece behind it before using the net in public places for important sites.

Please send it to all who you know to educate them against this fraud.
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cctv-scary movie

nice fun emails to forward

Hello dear readers,

Watch a bald ghost from the following video, which was forwarded by iwasa_film to me:

----- Original Message -----
From: iwasa_film
To: recipients
Sent: Wednesday, August 05, 2009 3:17 PM
Subject: cctv-scary movie!!





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Milk in A New Package, 100% Biodegradable‏

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The following photos are really cool + creative. It was forwarded by Dalin.

Fw: Milk in a new package, 100% biodegradable‏
From: Dalin
Sent: Friday, 27 Mar, 2009 4: 09 PM
To: recipients

Attachments: 6 attachments


Bergeliga orang yang cipta packing nih...tapi macam belum nampak dipasaran kita..














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Trapped In The Lift‏

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Last week, Dalin forwarded the following e-mail to me. I believed it was a nice and useful e-mail. Therefore I would like to share it with the world. Keep on reading.


FW: trapped in the lift‏
From: Dalin @……………..com
Sent: Friday, 20 Mar, 2009 9: 51 AM
Subject: trapped in the lift


Dear All,

We never know when and where accidents will happen to us OR people around us.
Read on and hope this piece of information may help any of us when things do happen to our friends, our loved ones and ourselves.

One day, while in a lift, it suddenly broke down and it was falling from level 13 in a fast speed.

Fortunately, I remembered watching a TV program that taught you must quickly press all the buttons for all the levels.
Finally, the lift stopped at the 5th level.

When you are facing life and death situations, whatever decisions or actions you make decides your survival.
If you are caught in a lift breakdown, first thought in
mind may be 'waiting to die'...

But after reading below, things will definitely be different the next time you are caught in a lift.

First - Quickly press all the different levels of buttons in the lift.

Second - Hold on tight to the handle (if there is any).

Third - Lean your back and head against the wall forming a straight line.

Fourth - Bend your knees

Reason - When the lift falls, you will not know when it will hit the ground, and it may result in whole body bone fracture.

Point 1 - When the emergency electricity supply is being activated, it will stop the lift from falling further.

Point 2 - It is to support your position and prevent you from falling or getting hurt when you lost your balance.

Point 3 - Leaning against the wall is to use it as a support for your back/spine as protection.

Point 4 - Ligament is a flexible, connective tissue.. It can be attached to the bone part of the activities,but limit the scope of their activities in order to avoid injury. Thus, the impact of fractured bones will be minimized from the severe pressure during fall.

For everyone, do send out this piece of information to all!
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Buried Alive at Amazon‏

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Hello dear readers,

Another scary video…
It was forwarded by Dalin to me.

Fw: Buried alive @ Amazon‏

From: Dalin
Sent: Wednesday, 4 Mar, 2009 11: 21 AM
1 attachment

Subject: Fw: Buried alive @ Amazon
---Keje giler… binatang pun sayang anak!
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KESIAN BEBUDAK TU...




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Day Trading Robot. Watch The Video. Enuff' Said...

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Female Driver

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Hello dear readers,

Enjoy watching the following video, which was forwarded by aidahayu@........com.my to me:



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Tips How to Get Your Ex Back

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PLEASE READ THIS MY FRIENDS

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I would like to share the following e-mail which was forwarded by helmi. I believed the contents could be very useful for some of you (I guess).

----- Original Message -----
From: helmi@...............com.my
To: recipients
Sent: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 12:44 PM
Subject: Fw: PLEASE READ THIS MY FRIENDS

Dear Friends, Its always good to share useful and pertinent info. I recvd this and relay it onto u. Plse do the necess by fwdg it onto your buddies as well.

Cheers,
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Don't know what the world is coming to. But you better be informed and hope that they are not true, just dramatic internet stories. Be careful, just the same.

Fyi. Both are true.

I heard of the FIRST one in China . A different version. Two jap exchange students in China were meeting up some friends. They got kidnapped in a taxi on their way there.

They were later found with all organs harvested including corneas.

Second one. This happened to me. Almost.

I was with Karen and it was outside JO BRANCH! This nice-looking girl came up to me saying tht she works for some advertising company. She practically attacked my wrist with the perfume and insisted me on sniffing. Meanwhile she said this is exp and is going on promo rate of RM70. She looked nice and presentable but her assistant looked like a con-man.

But of course I 'pretended' to sniff and walked away...I never heard of such a scam until a few weeks later...

Needless to say.... I was freaked out.


BE AWARE FRIENDS...

CASE 1

This is a true story, it has been confirmed, and the Medical Centre phone number at the end of this story is real. This guy went out on a Saturday night a few weeks ago to a party. He was having a good time and had a couple of beers and some girl seemed to like him & invited him to go to another party.

He quickly agreed & decided to go along with her. She took him to a party in some apartment and had sex. They continued to drink & even got involved with some drug (unknown). The next thing he knew, he woke up completely naked in a bathtub filled with ice.

He looked down at his chest, which had 'CALL 999 or YOU'LL DIE' written on it with lipstick. He saw a phone was on a stand next to the tub so he picked it up & dialled.

He explained to the operator what the situation was & that he didn't know where he was, what he took, or why he was really calling. She advised him to get out of the tub.

He did, and he appeared normal, so she told him to check his back. He did, and found two 9 inch slits on his lower back. She told him to get back into the tub immediately, and they sent a rescue team over.

Apparently, after being examined,he found out more - His kidneys were stolen. They were worth RM30,000 each on the black market. He is currently in the hospital on a life support, awaiting a spare kidney. I wish to warn you about a new crime ring that is targeting business travelers.

This ring is well organized and well funded, has very skilled personnel & is currently operating in most major cities around the world and recently very active in ASIA .


The crime begins when a business traveller goes to a lounge for a drink at the end of the work day. A person in the bar walks up as they sit alone and offers to buy them a drink. The last thing the traveller remembers until they wake up in a hotel room bathtub, their body submerged to their neck in ice.

There is a note taped to the wall instructing them not to move and to call 999. A phone is on the small table next to the bathtub for them to call.

The business traveller is instructed by the operator to very slowly and carefully reach behind them and feel there is a tube protruding from the back. The business traveler finds the tube and answers 'YES'.

The operator tells them to remain still, having already sent paramedics to help. The Operator knows that both of the traveler's kidneys had been harvested. This is not a scam or out of science fiction novel. It is real. It is documented and can be confirmed.


If you travel or someone close to you travels, please be careful. Sadly, this is very true.

I REALLY WANT AS MANY PEOPLE TO SEE THIS AS POSSIBLE SO PLEASE BOUNCE THIS TO WHOEVER YOU CAN.

CASE #2

I was approached yesterday afternoon around 3.30 pm in the Car parking lot by two males, asking what kind of perfume I was wearing. Then they asked if I'd like to sample some fabulous Scent they were willing to sell me at a very reasonable rate.

I probably would have agreed had I not received an email some weeks ago, warning of this scam. The men continued to stand between parked cars, I guess to wait for someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, I pointed at them and told her about how I was sent an email at Work about someone walking up to you at the malls, in parking lots, asking you to sniff perfume that they are selling at a cheap price.

THIS IS NOT PERFUME - IT IS ETHER!

When you sniff it, you'll pass out and they'll take your wallet, your valuables, and heaven knows what else. If it were not for this email, I probably would have sniffed the 'perfume', but thanks to the generosity of an emailing friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me, and wanted to do the same for you.

LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS!

Reply Forward
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Cili Berlidah

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The following email was forwarded by Dalin. It has a nice attached photo. Wondering what photo it is? Have a look now…

FW: Cili berlidah
From: Dalin
Sent: Thursday, 14 Aug, 2008 8: 43 AM
To: recipients
3 attachment(s)
pepper.jpg (14.4 KB), pepper2.jpg (15.4 KB), pepper3.jpg (18.9 KB)



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Hey...you should try to eat raw chilly.

Hot peppers (chilies) contains excellent source of vitamin C and capsaicin. Did you know capsaicin stimulates blood flow through the membranes and causes mucus secretions to become thinner and more liquid? Thus it could be used to treat cold and sinus infections.
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Piano...A Moving Story

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Have a nice day dear Readers. Hope you will enjoy reading the following emails from aidarohana:

--Forwarded Message Attachment--
Date: Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:46:49 -0700
From: aidarohana@................com
Subject: Fwd: FW: A moving story
To: recipients

Note: forwarded message attached.

From: Rosaline Ng
[mailto:rosalinenghk@...............com]

Sent: Friday, June 03, 2005 10:43AM

To: recipients
Subject: FW: A moving story
From: one_onlyjen@............com
To: recipients

Subject: FW: A moving story

Date: Thu, 02 Jun 2005 18:07:42 +0800


Subject: Piano...a moving story

Please.... take a look at this story... its meaningful... at least spend 5 minutes of your time...

The story is below:

At the prodding of my friends, I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Hondorf. I am former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines, Iowa. I've always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons-something I've done for over 30 years.

Over the years I found that children have many levels of musical ability. I've never had the pleasure of having a prodigy though I have taught some talented students. However I've also had my share of what I call “musically challenged" pupils.

One such student was Robby. Robby was 11 years old when his mother (a single mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys!) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby. But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano.

So I took him as a student. Well, Robby began with his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeavor. As much as Robby tried, he lacked the sense of tone and basic rhythm needed to excel. But he dutifully reviewed his scales and some elementary pieces that I require all my students to learn.

Over the months he tried and tried while I listened and cringed and tried to encourage him. At the end of each weekly lesson he'd always say, "My mom's going to hear me play some day." But it seemed hope-less. He just did not have any inborn ability. I only knew his mother from a distance as she dropped Robby off or waited in her aged car to pick him up. She always waved and smiled but never stopped in.

Then one day Robby stopped coming to our lessons. I thought about calling him but assumed because of his lack of ability, that he had decided to pursue some-thing else. I also was glad that he stopped coming. He was a bad advertisement for my teaching!

Several weeks later I mailed to the student's homes a flyer on the upcoming recital. To my surprise Robby (who received a flyer) asked me if he could be in the recital. I told him that the recital was for current pupils and because he had dropped out he really did not qualify. He said that his mother had been sick and unable to take him to piano lessons but he was still practicing.

"Miss Hondorf . . . I’ve just got to play!" he insisted. I don't know what led me to allow him to play in the recital. Maybe it was his persistence or maybe it was something inside of me saying that it would be all right.

The night for the recital came. The high school gymnasium was packed with parents, friends and relatives. I put Robby up last in the program before I was to come up and thank all the students and play a finishing piece.

I thought that any damage he would do would come at the end of the program and I could always salvage his poor performance through my "curtain closer."

Well the recital went off without a hitch. The students had been practicing and it showed. Then Robby came up on stage. His clothes were wrinkled and his hair looked like he'd run an egg-beater through it. "Why didn't he dress up like the other students?" I thought. "Why didn't his mother at least make him comb his hair for this special night?"

Robby pulled out the piano bench and he began. I was surprised when he announced that he had chosen Mozart's Concerto #21 in C Major. I was not prepared for what I heard next. His fingers were light on the keys; they even danced nimbly on the ivories.

He went from pianissimo to fortissimo...from allegro to virtuoso. His suspended chords that Mozart demands were magnificent! Never had I heard Mozart played so well by people of his age.

After six and a half minutes he ended in a grand crescendo and everyone was on their feet in wild applause. Overcome and in tears I ran up on stage and put my arms around Robby in joy. "I've never heard you play like that Robby! How'd you do it?

“Through the microphone Robby explained:
"Well Miss Hondorf . . . remember I told you my mom was sick? Well, actually she had cancer and passed away this morning. And well... she was born deaf so tonight was the first time she ever heard me play. I wanted to make it special."

There wasn't a dry eye in the house that evening. As the people from Social Services led Robby from the stage to be placed into foster care, I noticed that even their eyes were red and puffy and I thought to myself how much richer my life had been for taking Robby as my pupil.

No, I've never had a prodigy but that night I became a prodigy. .of Robby’s. He was the teacher and I was the pupil. For it is he who taught me the meaning of perseverance and love and believing in yourself and maybe even taking a chance in someone and you don't know why.

Robby was killed in the senseless bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City in April of 1995.

And now, a foot note to the story.

If you are thinking about forwarding this message, you are probably thinking about which people on your address list aren't the "appropriate" ones to receive this type of message.

The person who sent this to you believes that we can all make a difference. So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice: Do we act with compassion or do we pass up that opportunity and leave the world a bit colder in the process?

You have two choices now:

1. Delete this.
2. Forward it to the people you care about.

You know the choice I made. Thank you for reading this.


"Climb Whatever Possible. Climb Mentally, Do It Physically."
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