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>ALWAYS FUN, Being A Malaysian
>NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.
>NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam.
>NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

>NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple
>NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few
pints they start swearing at everything...
>NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning.
>NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain
>NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not
asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around,  early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill,  sleepy,stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch"Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, &n! bsp;etc...

>NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men
never refuse sex.

>NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.
>NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
>NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.
>NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.
>NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
>NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour (car-fu). Sometimes even  pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen  correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew  Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm  sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".

>NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION: The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets!

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You Have Just Been Infected by HIV

The following email was posted on facebook by Siti Rahmah (my facebook's friend). Hope you will find useful information from this email.

FROM Arvind Khamitkar, I.A.S, Director of Medical
& Research Div,
Chennai

Dear Friends,

A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat. When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying

"You have just been infected by HIV"...

The Disease Control Center (in Paris) reports many similar events in many other cities recently. All tested needles were HI V Positive..

The Center also reports that needles have been found in cash dispensers at public banking machines. We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats should be inspected with vigilance and caution before use. A careful visual inspection should be enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass this message along to all members of your family and your friends of the potential danger.

Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar instance that happened to one of his patients at the Priya Cinema in Delhi . A young girl, engaged and about to be married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie was going on. The tag with the needle had the message

"Welcome to the World of HIV family".

Though the doctors told her family that it takes about 6 months before the virus rows strong enough to start damaging the system and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years,the girl died in 4 months, perhaps more because of the "Shock thought". We all have to be careful at public places. Just think about saving a life by forwarding this message. Please, take a few seconds of your time to pass along..

With Regards, Arvind Khamitkar ,
I.A.S, Director of Medical & Research Div, Chennai.

Rather than forwarding irrelevant mails, kindly pass this to every one. Probably ur mail can help to save his/her life.

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