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-----Original Message-----
From: xxxx Hashim [mailto:xxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 5:12 PM
To:
Subject: FW: FUN Being A Malaysian (MUST READ)


>ALWAYS FUN, Being A Malaysian
>NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.
>NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam.
>NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

>NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple
>NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few
pints they start swearing at everything...
>NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning.
>NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain
>NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not
asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around,  early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill,  sleepy,stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch"Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, &n! bsp;etc...

>NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men
never refuse sex.

>NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.
>NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
>NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.
>NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.
>NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
>NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour (car-fu). Sometimes even  pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen  correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew  Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm  sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".

>NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION: The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets!

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Nice fun emails to forward present the following e-mail which forwarded by aidahayu.

----- Original Message -----
From: aidahayu
To: receivers
Sent: Wednesday, Oct 17, 2011 5:01 PM
Subject: [SPAM] Fw: [SPAM] Fw: Family

F A M I L Y

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
'Oh excuse me please' was my reply.


He said, 'Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you.'


We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said goodbye.


But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.


Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.


When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown.


He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.


While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,


'While dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,
but the family you love, you seem to abuse.

Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.


Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.


He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes.'


By this time, I felt very small,
And now my tears began to fall.


I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
'Wake up, little one, wake up,' I said.


'Are these the flowers you picked for me?'
He smiled, 'I found 'em, out by the tree.


I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue.'

I said, 'Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way.'
He said, 'Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway.'


I said, 'Son, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue.'


FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.


And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?


Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU


Pass this message to as many people who love their family. . . . and want to make a difference by their presence !!


God will bless you !!

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