Japanese Metro Signs‏

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Yes, do not read this forwarded email first but look at the picture first.

FW: Japanese Metro Signs‏
From: Dalin
Sent: Monday, 28 Jul, 2008 1: 27 PM
To:

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Look at picture first, then read!!!!!






These are signs in Japanese metro trains,
"Priority seats for ............ ....",
from left to right:

1. person with injured arm
2. person holding a child
3. pregnant woman
4. person with injured leg


Not at all what it seems !!!





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The following email is not so nice or fun but you can make fun of it. All contents are kept original.


Monday, September 26, 2005 5:17 AM
From: "ntomba adelina"
To: recipient

FROM:NTOMBA ADELINA.
UNITED NATIONS REFUGEE CAMP DANANI
ABIDJAN,COTE D'IVOIRE.

Dearest one,
I got your contact address on my desprate search for a reliable person/company for partnership investment overseas.

By introduction,

I am NTOMBA ADELINA, A Sierra Leonean and Son of late KOLINA ADELINA former Director General Sierra-Leone Gold and Diamond Minning Corporation.

Before the death of my father he disclosed to me about the total sum of $8.5Million US dollars in a Metalic Trunk Box,and deposited under a security company here
in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire and it was registered as FAMILY VALUABLES containg AFRICAN ARTWORKS, THIS HE DID FOR SECURITY REASONS.

This fund represent the huge sales of Gold and Diamonds he diverted while in office as the Director General of Gold and Diamond Minning Corporation in Sierra Leone.

For security reasons according to my late father he made an agreement with the security company that his partner/beneficiary will come forward for the claiming of the consignments for onward transfer. my late father adviced me while in sick bed that I should look for a Honest Trustworthy and Reliable foreigner who will stand as his foriegn business partner/beneficiary of the consignments so that the Metalic Trunk Box containing $8.5M USD, will be Released to him/her for a partnership investment, based on our agreement.

Right now, I am in UNITED NATIONS REFUGEE CAMP Cote d’Ivoire with my brother STEVE for the purpose of retrieving this consignments from the security company to a trust worthy Individual.
Meanwhile, I am writing to know if you can stand as the beneficiary of the Consignment and to also provide me your full ID details so that I will submit it to the security company for the release of the consignment for a partnership investment you will introduce in your country.

Note that after the consignment is claim is made, you will send some money to us in onder for me and my brother STEVE secure the necessary traveling documents to come over to meet with you for the investment.

On confirmation of your interest to assist us, the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT the AGREEMENT,and the OFFICIAL RECIEPT which was issued to my late father by the security company at the day of deposit will be forwarded to you for your VERIFICATION & CONFIRMATION.

I Propose 25% of the total sum to you for your assistance while 5% will be set aside for any expences that may arise during the prosess of claiming. Indicate your interest as soon as you recieved this mail.

NOTE: THIS TRANSACTION NEEDS ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY FOR SECURITY REASONS.
NOTA AGAIN: THE OFFICIALS OF THE SECURITY COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENT OF THE METALIC TRUNK BOX, AS IT WAS REGISTERED AS FAMILY VALUABLES CONTAINING AFRICA ARTWORKS.

I am waiting to hear from you, pls write me immediately if there is anything you do not understand for more details ok.

Best Regards
NTOMBA ADELINA.

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From:budakboy_rmc@......com

Friday, November 14, 2008 4:32 PM
To: recipients


SOME DEFINITIONS


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death


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