Saturday, October 22, 2011

Family

Nice fun emails to forward present the following e-mail which forwarded by aidahayu.

----- Original Message -----
From: aidahayu
To: receivers
Sent: Wednesday, Oct 17, 2011 5:01 PM
Subject: [SPAM] Fw: [SPAM] Fw: Family

F A M I L Y

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
'Oh excuse me please' was my reply.


He said, 'Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you.'


We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said goodbye.


But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.


Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.


When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown.


He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.


While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,


'While dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,
but the family you love, you seem to abuse.

Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.


Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.


He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes.'


By this time, I felt very small,
And now my tears began to fall.


I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
'Wake up, little one, wake up,' I said.


'Are these the flowers you picked for me?'
He smiled, 'I found 'em, out by the tree.


I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue.'

I said, 'Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way.'
He said, 'Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway.'


I said, 'Son, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue.'


FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.


And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?


Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU


Pass this message to as many people who love their family. . . . and want to make a difference by their presence !!


God will bless you !!

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Saturday, August 27, 2011

New Joke -Never Argue with a Woman

ken.leatherman forwarded this nice fun email to me. He is a friend of TW (T Dub) Jackson (the owner of The Magic of Making Up).

Hurricane Headed My Way..New Joke..And..


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Hey,

Well Barb and I woke up this morning and we ……..
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Best regards,

Ken
P.S. Another great joke.
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Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment.. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Send this to four women who are thinkers or men who are also thinkers...

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Monday, August 15, 2011

Engineer vs Management - An Interesting Article‏

Read the following nice fun email forwarded by Fazidalin bt Dawam. It was an interesting article that we should share.

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Once upon a time, a man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied. "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 50 and 51 degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make use of your information. The fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the sa me position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, you've managed to make it my fault!!"

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Creative Advertising

Hi,

I have received a few nice fun emails to forward from Budakboy RMC. The following email I think is the best. Hope everyone will enjoy it.

--- On Wed, 10/22/08, Budakboy RMC wrote:
From: Budakboy RMC
Subject: Very Clever Advertising ...respect la you all

To: receivers

Date: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 7:25 AM


Human Creativity Admire d At Times


Clever Advertising ...


Life-size stickers of people were stuck on automatic sliding doors at a mall in Mumbai , India .
When someone approaches, the doors move apart and it feels like the people on the door are moving away. The person entering finds the message, "People move away when you have body odour".

Cool advertisement found in Malaysia .
A sticker was placed on the high voltage box depicting that powerful Duracell batteries were used.

An ambient exercise to promote Eatalica burgers. A "Caution - Wet Floor" board was placed near an Eatalica burger signboard.
The copy on the board reads, "Oogling at the burger may involuntarily cause drooling, which may in turn lead to a wet floor.
Issued for your safety by the management of Eatalica Restaurant". (Eatalica is an American-Italian food joint in Chennai , India .)

A giant mirror was built that allowed passers-by to stop and look at themselves wearing Indivi clothes at a shopping mall in Tokyo , Japan .

Advertisements for a job-recruiting company in Berlin , Germany depict people working in vending machines and ATMs.
It delivers the message, "Life is too short for the wrong job".

Stickers were placed in selected car park locations and car workshops where M-Tech Plasma HID lights are sold in Malaysia.
It delivers the message that these headlights are 300% brighter than regular headlights. The burn-effect sticker from the headlights really leaves an impression.

In another creative idea by The Fitness Company, "dumbbells" were placed at various subways in New York City , which create an illusion that the person holding the safety bar is doing weights.

A very cost-effective advertisement in Hong Kong for a yoga school showcases the prowess of a yoga practitioner on the flexible stems of drinking straws. Enquiries and enrolment went up after this promotional stunt.

A creative ad by Mini Cooper placed at the Zurich , Switzerland train station, shows people climbing into or out of the car, when they are actually entering or exiting stairs.

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