Sunday, December 21, 2008

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

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BudakBoy has forwarded the following email. Enjoy reading and have fun!

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

Wednesday, December 17, 2008 8:24 PM
From: "Budakboy RMC" View contact details
To: recipients

BUDAKBOY currently The Moderator of
Malaysian Golfer Community
(Gathering golfers all around Malaysia)
The CEO of
Budakboy Online Golf Stall
(Kenapa Harga Begitu Murah?)
Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but were unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon, which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows say 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.



Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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Monday, December 15, 2008


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The following video is really cool. It was forwarded by Dalin.
Enjoy watching…

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Sent: Monday, 11 Sep, 2006 8: 04 AM
To: recipients
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

How to Write a Resignation Letter?‏

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So, you have decided to switch career because you would like to concentrate more on your blog? Have you written the resignation letter?
The following email from Dalin will teach you how to write it properly.

Fw: How to write a resignation letter?‏
From: Dalin

Sent: Thursday, 1 Mar, 2007 4: 07 PM
To: recipients

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Friday, December 5, 2008

Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)

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The following email was forwarded by mohd yusof.limat. It was a valuable info (I guess), especially for the women.

Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)VALUABLE INFO, could save your life!!‏
Sent: Monday, 28 Aug, 2006 7: 38 PM
To: recipients

Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)

This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates.

A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts :

1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.

3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. and 8:30a.m.

5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. Number two is office pa rking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms .

6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.

7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.

8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming .

9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance in their hands.

Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.

10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question , like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is so cold out here", "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.

11) If someone is coming toward you , hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again,they are looking for an EASY target.

12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

13 ) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmart ing them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD . One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches.

Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.

14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there.

15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, ! grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!

You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

PLEASE READ THEN FORWARD THIS TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW, IT'S SIMPLE STUFF BUT IT COULD SAVE HER LIFE -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wish you a safe and happy holiday.

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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Must Read and Send to your Friend: How TNB Cheat the Public Money

Another nice fun emails to forward from Dalin. Read at your own risk.

FW: Must Read & send to your Friend : How TNB Cheat the Public Money‏
From: Dalin
Sent: Tuesday, 1 Jul, 2008 11: 44 AM
To: Recipients
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go n check your bills

-----Original Message-----
From: Kayarvili .........
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 11:41 AM
Subject: Must Read & send to your Friend : How TNB Cheat the Public Money

This is TRUE story.

Do you check you TNB bill? Just check how much to pay and how many used is no enough......
Do you compare the Meter reading on section 'DAHULU' (Red circle)with previous month?

In this case, the April bill on DAHULU section is 29128, SEMASA is 29380. After paid the bill, the problem come.... The May bill come,the DAHULU section by right should show 29380. BUT NOW, it still show 29128 same per last month.

If we don't compare with last month, frankly, I had HAPPILY paid for the bill and TNB had HAPPILY got the extra RM72 from me. At last,all the TNB shareholder got smart dividend from our hard earn money.

Due to this bad service....I plan to change service provider.
Opps...there is no alternate service provider. The alternate is buy your own generator, use candle...I guess no one will go for the alternative service provider....

So... please check your bill and compare it month by month. Our PM always try very hard and tell us we have to very SMART SPENDING & MUST compare....... His motive is very good. Cause he knew that something will happen and lot Giant company might use a VERY SMART way to COLLECT Money from general public. Thanks to our great PM......I really compare the price always.....and notice the brilliant idea from TNB. I am not sure it is mistake? But I don't think is human error...

Now, better part is, this is computer error. If you don't discover this, then you pay for the EXTRA (this case, we got to pay extra RM72.80). If you notice the problem....easy, just refund to you, BUT do you know how time consuming and trouble to get the refund? Why their mistake is our cost? why there is no compensation on their mistake?

The BEST part, how many people know they are actually, happily OVER PAID?

When TNB officially want to increase the unit price....everybody jumping and compliant. How they going to get extra and no people complaint? This is an art....

This is the evolution of TNB billing system.....let the computer system do the mistake....and the mistake MUST FAVOURABLE to the company.

Come....we should proudly said : Malaysia Boleh, Cause we really BOLEH!!

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Saturday, November 29, 2008

Treatment For Sugar (Diabetes) - Lady Finger?

nice fun emails to forward is back with another nice emails. This email was forwarded by Dalin. Anyone with diabetes problem is welcome to try.

Wish you happy reading!

FW: Treatment For Sugar (Diabetes) - Lady Finger?
From: Dalin
Sent: Tuesday, 18 Nov, 2008 2: 31 PM
To: recipient

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Subject: Treatment For Sugar (Diabetes) - Lady Finger

Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is "OKRA".

Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar (Diabetes). Since I am diabetic, I tried it and it was very useful and my Sugar is in control now. In fact I have already reduced my medicine.

Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during night.

Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.

Keep doing it on daily basis.

Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR.

My sister has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months, she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every day. But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds the water and drinks it all up the next morning.

Please try it as it will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most cases might be chronic.

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Monday, November 24, 2008


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Read the following emails, which could give you some benefit.

Eric Koo wrote:
Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:26:09 +0800
To: recipients

----- Original Message -----
From: khser
To: recipients
Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 10:20 AM

Ser Kong …. (Mr)
……………………. Sdn Bhd.

Tel :+60-3-…………..
Mobile : 012- ……………….

E-mail :khser@…………
URL : http://………….my

----- Original Message -----
From: SOCIT - Chong Fong ….
To: khser@……… ;
Sent: Tuesday, November 28, 2006 11:26 AM

Check This Out- imp if u have a debit card


If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber; the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.

Please pass this along to everyone possible.

Let me know if someone out there already tried.

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Friday, November 21, 2008

Japanese Metro Signs‏

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Yes, do not read this forwarded email first but look at the picture first.

FW: Japanese Metro Signs‏
From: Dalin
Sent: Monday, 28 Jul, 2008 1: 27 PM

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Look at picture first, then read!!!!!

These are signs in Japanese metro trains,
"Priority seats for ............ ....",
from left to right:

1. person with injured arm
2. person holding a child
3. pregnant woman
4. person with injured leg

Not at all what it seems !!!

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008


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The following email is not so nice or fun but you can make fun of it. All contents are kept original.

Monday, September 26, 2005 5:17 AM
From: "ntomba adelina"
To: recipient


Dearest one,
I got your contact address on my desprate search for a reliable person/company for partnership investment overseas.

By introduction,

I am NTOMBA ADELINA, A Sierra Leonean and Son of late KOLINA ADELINA former Director General Sierra-Leone Gold and Diamond Minning Corporation.

Before the death of my father he disclosed to me about the total sum of $8.5Million US dollars in a Metalic Trunk Box,and deposited under a security company here
in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire and it was registered as FAMILY VALUABLES containg AFRICAN ARTWORKS, THIS HE DID FOR SECURITY REASONS.

This fund represent the huge sales of Gold and Diamonds he diverted while in office as the Director General of Gold and Diamond Minning Corporation in Sierra Leone.

For security reasons according to my late father he made an agreement with the security company that his partner/beneficiary will come forward for the claiming of the consignments for onward transfer. my late father adviced me while in sick bed that I should look for a Honest Trustworthy and Reliable foreigner who will stand as his foriegn business partner/beneficiary of the consignments so that the Metalic Trunk Box containing $8.5M USD, will be Released to him/her for a partnership investment, based on our agreement.

Right now, I am in UNITED NATIONS REFUGEE CAMP Cote d’Ivoire with my brother STEVE for the purpose of retrieving this consignments from the security company to a trust worthy Individual.
Meanwhile, I am writing to know if you can stand as the beneficiary of the Consignment and to also provide me your full ID details so that I will submit it to the security company for the release of the consignment for a partnership investment you will introduce in your country.

Note that after the consignment is claim is made, you will send some money to us in onder for me and my brother STEVE secure the necessary traveling documents to come over to meet with you for the investment.

On confirmation of your interest to assist us, the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT the AGREEMENT,and the OFFICIAL RECIEPT which was issued to my late father by the security company at the day of deposit will be forwarded to you for your VERIFICATION & CONFIRMATION.

I Propose 25% of the total sum to you for your assistance while 5% will be set aside for any expences that may arise during the prosess of claiming. Indicate your interest as soon as you recieved this mail.


I am waiting to hear from you, pls write me immediately if there is anything you do not understand for more details ok.

Best Regards

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Monday, November 17, 2008

Can we take this as a JOKE or just 4 fun?

nice fun emails to forward is back!... and thanks to BUDAKBOY.

Happy reading...

Friday, November 14, 2008 4:32 PM
To: recipients


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

BUDAKBOY currently The Moderator of
Malaysian Golfer Community
(Gathering golfers all around Malaysia)
The CEO of
Budakboy Online Golf Stall
(Kenapa Harga Begitu Murah?)

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Friday, November 14, 2008

Nokia 3G Handphone with Camera for Sale

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Dear Readers,

Enjoy yourself reading the following email:
----- Original Message -----
To: recipients
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:47 PM
Subject: Fw: Kastam Lelong Handphone Nokia Camera 3G. CEPAT!!!!(Original)]

-------Original Message-------

From: Jeevan
Date: 25/09/2007 1:02:31 PM
To: recipients
Subject: Fw: Kastam Lelong Handphone Nokia Camera 3G. CEPAT!!!!(Original)]

----- Original Message -----
From: Prakash .....
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 12:19 PM
Subject: Kastam Lelong Handphone Nokia Camera 3G. CEPAT!!!!(Original)]

Importance: High

Dear All,
Dont miss... Pls order / buy now

Nokia celebrates its 12th successive year, Don't miss this opportunity!
Launching of new limited edition - NOKIA 8880 3G MOBILE PHONE WITH camera.ONLY RM300/- (Normal Price RM1,700/-)
Please inform if any of Ur friends want it.........

Interested, please e-mail me ASAP before 01 october 2007 for booking purpose, only 888 units in the market. First come first serve.

See model below....

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Hahaha... Take it easy..enjoy... Don't know about you, but seeing this model does bring back some sweet memories... hahaha
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Thursday, November 13, 2008

UK Requirement (Bleh caya ker!)

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Dear Readers,

Another nice fun emails to forward was received from Helmi (one of my colleague).
I have forwarded this email to a few friends with a hope that Microsoft would contact me and thereafter send me a cheque.

Until today, I'm still waiting.

----- Forwarded by helmi/KM/WALSIN on 01/22/2008 04:00 PM -----

To: recipients
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!
Note: forwarded message attached.

----- Message from shikin shah on Wed, 16 Jan 2008
04:07:18 -0800 (PST) -----

To: recipients
Subject: Fw: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!
----- Forwarded Message ----

From: ""
To: recipients
Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:59:40 PM
Subject: FW: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!
try jgn tak try

To: recipients
Subject: FW: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!
Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:43:04 +0800

Warmest regards,

Admin Executive
xxxxxx Sdn. Bhd.
Bandar Sri Damansara,
52200 Kuala Lumpur
Phone: +603 - xxxx xxxx
Fax: +603 - xxxx xxxx

From: Norhayati ...... []
Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 4:08 PM
To: recipients

Subject: FW: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!

Yours truly,

xxxxxxxxxx SDN. BHD.
TEL : 603-xxxxxxxx
FAX : 603-xxxxxxx

From: Anisah Mustapha []
Sent: 16 January 2008 15:42
To: recipients

Subject: FW: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!

Untung batu tenggelam, untung sabut timbul….cuba try test…

Dear Friends,
Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his
fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are
now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that
Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL
are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it
(if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you
$245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives
it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two week! s, Microsoft will contact
you for your address and then send you a cheque.

mai kita cuba ........ramai2.....aku dah dapat semalam...RM5,449.00 selepas T/T ke bank akaun aku.

Norhafizah Binti xxxxxxxx
Tel:04-xxxxxx/xxxxxx DL: 04-xxxxxxx
Faks: 04-xxxxxxxxx

kite try, test, tengok..... X rugi pun.....
tu la masalah dia sekarang nie wan, aku baru je balik dari bank in cheque USD13k++ dlm FCY a/c kat bawah tadi. Ade 3 day float...... aku yg jadi confuse...biar betul beb duit nie..... kita tunggu dulu, kalu clear duit tu, aku habaq kat smua nooo.....

Thanks and Regards
xxxxxxxx Ops

Nie betullah…4 tahun lalu aku dapat email nie..aku forward lah..masa tu masih bute IT lagi kan, so percayalah..tup tap tup tap..6 bulan kemudian aku dapat email memohon alamat aku..terkezut aku biler 2 minggu kemudian aku dapat cek bernilai $16, 456.32..giler babi nye seronok…tu dalam USDollar..biler aku covert, masa tu 3.8…kirelah...

Nah,Pada sesapa yg terrer pasal internet tu, tlg cfm sat.... buleh caya ke?

Thanks and Regards
xxxxxxxxx Ops

Manalah tahu kot cempedak menjadi nangka

I also don't know how far it is true.....
Don't know why this company sooooo baik ati want to give people money for doing nothing...

Give ourselves a try....
Then wait and see loll !!!!


Oh my god!! Today I checked my HSBC account have RM 5,667.10 deposited
recently! The monthly statement details shown credited by M/S Bill Gates
Foundation. It works!!!

do u think it's true??

Guys It's working
I have got $10000 .

I got 450 $ credited in my HDFC account today only.
Yahooooooooooooooooooo!!! hurreeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Apurv Gangwar
xxxxxxxxxxxxx < Vnet: xxxxx

Hai this is not joke i got 4672$ credited in my ICICI account last week.Frnds I got $2163 today only.

So I am forwading to u frnds
Don't miss this chance

xxxxx kumar.
Vnet - xxxxx

I got $9386. Was shocked!!!
Hey!!!!!! Am not joking... .... ........
This really works!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got $12,101 credited with this months salary, that is why I am sending this to you guys. I am almost going mad. Planning to quit TCS and start a new company. You guys can join hands. What to say yarr????

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Limited
----- Forwarded by xxxxxJoy/CHN/TCS on 09/02/2005 05:09 PM -----

"Hey guys !!!
this is cool,really really cooollllll.
I forwarded this mail to three chaps just half an hour back and i just
forgot about it..then i saw my salary slip, checked my account in the net.
i was wonder stuck to see $30000/- added to my account !! transferred
from ms office thru western money transfer !!!
its amazing guys !!!
Go for it.
Act fast. at least before this xxxxxx bill gates gets bankrupt......
and in case this is true, there is not much time left.....
so congratulations in advance....
for becoming a millionair so easily...
like me......

Subject: RE: UK Requirement
Hey dudes and dudettes...this is truly amazing........I got $12,545 a
few weeks indeed works.....and hope it works out for all of u..........for details contact me...........

Thnks & Rgds,

Subject: FW: UK Requirement
Importance: High

I got $9386. Was shocked!!! This is cool.
Please forward.


From: Naveen Kumar Gupta
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 12:02 PM
To: recipients
Subject: RE: UK Requirement

I have also gotten 34271$ cheque la st week for the same knid of mail.You can also try your luck J

Naveen Gupta.
Extn: xxxxx

From: Ashish Gangwar
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 11:59 AM
To: recipients
Subject: RE: UK Requirement

I have gotten 17934$ cheque some time ago for the same kind of mail.
you can also try your luck J
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Very Rare Parrot Flower‏

Hi Dear Readers,
Have a nice day!

Enjoy another nice fun emails to forward

FW: The Very Rare Parrot Flower‏
From: Dalin (
Sent: Tuesday, 11 Nov, 2008 11: 11 AM
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Monday, November 10, 2008


Another nice fun emails to forward.

It was forwarded by Eric Koo.
Happy reading!

Fw: NEW TOILET OPENING CEREMONY!!!! (bukit bintang) Isnin, 22 Januari, 2007 23:54

Daripada:"Eric Koo" erickoo@.......
Papar butiran kenalan
----- Original Message -----
From: Suet Mun
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Sent: Monday, January 22, 2007 2:18 PM
Subject: Fw: NEW TOILET OPENING CEREMONY!!!! (bukit bintang)

Today is a very meaningful day, because the only new advance toilet in our country is opening, we are becoming the international city.

not I said one, don't beat me, our respectful DPM said one
road blocked! Whole Malaysia is waiting for this historical moment..
我们敬爱的联邦直辖区的老大也到了(他对我笑哦 ~~ 真荣幸!)。。。还有一大堆大人物。。。
our respectful KL tai luo is here too (he is smiling at me o~~ very honor! )… and bunch of tua liap lang

*副首相到步!排场大, 4辆保镖车。。如果首相在,我相信他也会来参加这光荣的时刻。。。。
DMP is arriving! Very grand, 4 bodyguard cars.. if PM is here, I believe he would join this proud moment too…

Our respectful DPM gave speech, he said we Malaysia is moving towards to new era. Start from this high tech toilet.

The toilet captain having most attention today.. got left and right bodyguard…

我们敬爱的副首相和市长等人手一按开幕光球。。炮竹响起!新纪元正式来临!马来西亚 boleh!!!
Our respectful DMP, governor and etc push "opening light" ball .. firecracker start! New era starts from now! Malaysia boleh!!!

在那里,遇到 2个老外(夫妻)。看到现场非常震撼,觉得好奇。
我说: "公共厕所开张 "。
老公有些修为,没笑反而问: "有特别吗? "
我说: "高科技,自动清洗。我们的副首相等会儿来开幕。 "
俩老外听了。。勉强微笑说: "oh..i See, very Interesting...."
Side story:
There, met 2 ang mo(husband and wife). They were very shocked to see this live, and curious.

They asked me, what are you all doing?

I answered: "Opening of public toilet".

The wife laughed…

The husband was behaved, asked me without laughing: "any special?"

I said:"high tech, auto cleaning. Our DPM will open it in a short while."

Both after listening.. reluctantly smiled and said: " oh..i See, very Interesting...."

门是自动门,时间到还没 �shy;完就自己保重吧。。。
Door is automated one, time's up and not yet finished; then take care yourself la…

Here has nothing special. Only for changing pampers for baby.

The aircon is big horse power in this small room .. maybe cold until shit cannot come out..

最主要的是。。。 每次用完,墙壁,地板,马桶板会自动清洗。。。。。
Toilet bowls is still ok, hotel type, floor is Italy batu..
Most important is … every time it used, wall, floor, toilet bowls will automatically clean…..

Note: pampers = diapers
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Friday, November 7, 2008

Drift Challenge.. England Style vs Pakistan Style

It is a nice fun emails to forward
This emails was forwarded by one of my colleague.It's really interesting. You should watch it now!

Fw: Drift Challenge.. England style vs Pakistan style

Sun, 25 November, 2007 19:56
From:"Eric Koo" erickoo@ .........
To: "recipients"

----- Original Message -----
From: wan zoolhilmi wan abd kadir
To: eric koo
Sent: Monday, November 26, 2007 8:20 AM
Subject: Fw: Drift challenge.. England style vs Pakistan Style

----- Mesej Dikirim Lanjut ----
From: RCCRizal RCCRizal@.........
To: "recipients"
Sent: Rabu, 21 November, 2007 2:57:30
Subject: FW: Drift challenge.. England style vs Pakistan Style

-----Original Message-----
From: Zairul Akhbar Jahroni
Sent: Wednesday, 21 November, 2007 01:40 PM
To: "recipients"
Subject: FW: Drift challenge.. England style vs Pakistan Style

England style

Pakistan style

Rizal Mahat
RCC Inspection Supervisor
Ext : xxx

This email is confidential and intended only for the use of the individual or entity named above and may contain information that is privileged. If you are not the intended recipient, you are notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If you have received this email in error, please notify us immediately by return email or telephone and destroy the original message. - This mail is sent via Sony Asia Pacific Mail Gateway.

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

For You (Hot New Recipe)

Dear Readers,
Good day.

Presented to you another 'nice fun emails to forward'.
It's still hot.

Happy reading and have fun with your new recipe!

----- Original Message -----
From: Aishah

To: about 30 recipients

Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2008 8:22 AM
Subject: Fw: For you

----- Original Message -----
From: Arbaayah Kanan

To: about 30 recipients

Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:06 PM
Subject: FW: For you

...when you go to Famous Amos [UTF-8?]Café, Bangsar

This is a true story
My daughter and I had just finished a muffin at Famous Amos [UTF-8?]Café in Bangsar & decided to have some cookies. Because both of us are such
a cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Hawaiian Nut Cookie".

It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe and the waitress said with a small frown "I'm afraid cannot". Well I said, "Would you let me buy the recipe?"

With a cute smile, she said "YES". I asked how much and she responded, "only two fifty, it's a great deal!" I said with approval, "Just add it to my bill"

Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement from Famous Amos and it was RM285.00. I looked again and remembered I had only spent
RM9.95 for two muffins and about RM20.00 for a pie. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "cookie recipe - RM250.00". That's outrages!!!

I called the Famous Amos's Accounting Dept. and told them that the waitress said it was "two-fifty", which clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty dollars" by any POSSIBLE interpretation of the phrase. Famous Amos refused to budge.. They would not refund my money, because according to them, "What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the recipe - we absolutely will not refund your money at this point."

I explain to her the criminal statues which govern fraud in Malaysia. I threatened to refer them to police for engaging in fraud. I was basically
told, "Do what you want, we don't care, and we're not refunding your money."

I waited for a moment, thinking of how I could get even, or even try to get any of my money back. I just said, "Okay, you people got my RM2-50.00, and now I'm going to have a RM250.00 worth of fun."

I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in Malaysia with an email account has a RM250.00 cookie recipe from Famous Amos...for free... She replied, "I wish you wouldn't do this". I said, "Well you should have thought of that before you stole from me", and slammed down the phone on her.

So, here it is!!! Please, please please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid RM250.00 dollars for this...I don't want Famous
Amos to ever get another cent off of this recipe..... Recipe may be halved:

2 cups butter
4 cups flour
2 tsp. baking soda
2 cups granulated sugar
2 cups brown sugar
5 cups blended oatmeal (measure oatmeal &
blend in blender
to a fine powder)
24 oz. chocolate chips
1 tsp. salt
18 oz. Cadbury bar (grated)
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
2 tsp. vanilla

cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips,

Cadbury bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet.. bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 122 cookies..

Have fun..!!

This is not a joke - this a true story...Ride free , this isn't some stupid chain letter either...pass it on...if you don't, you won't die or get'll just do the world an injustice...

Aishah ..........
Human Resource Department

XX. Sdn Bhd

Email Add : hr_payroll@
HP No : 012-xxxxxxx
Tel : +603-xxxx xxxx (ext:xxx)
Fax : +603-xxxx xxxx

Pheww...what do you think?

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Monday, November 3, 2008

FUN Being a Malaysian (MUST READ)

Dear Readers,

I have deleted a few sentences from this 'nice fun emails to forward' because the contents found not appropriate for public viewing. It might hurt certain audiences.

However it’s still irresistible to be read:

Fwd: FUN Being A Malaysian (MUST READ)
--Forwarded Message Attachment--
Date: Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:38:01 -0700
From: aidarohana@…………

ALWAYS FUN, Being A Malaysian


NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.


NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...



asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food
not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish
not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period,
haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch
"Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, &n! bsp;etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.



NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour (car-fu). Sometimes even
pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother? I think it sounds better, when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I’m sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarrassed saying "Carry 4".

NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION: The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn
and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets!

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

Nice fun emails to forward: My Water Bowl

Hi... Dear Readers,

The following story was sent by Dalin. She's among the active contacts, but I don't know her. I believed she live in Johor, Malaysia and currently working with Sharp Manufacturing Company (base on her e-mail address). This 'nice fun emails to forward' was sent on Wednesday, 10 Sep, 2008 9:36 AM.

Enjoy reading the story!

*A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was
> enjoying the
> scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
> *He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him
> had been dead for
> years. He wondered where the road was leading them. *
> *After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along
> one side of the
> road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long
> hill, it was broken
> by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. *
> *When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate
> in the arch that
> looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the
> gate looked like
> pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he
> got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. *
> *When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me,
> where are we?' *
> *'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered. *
> *'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the
> man asked. *
> *'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some
> ice water brought right up.' *
> *The man gestured, and the gate began to open. *
> *'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog,
> 'come in, too?' the traveler asked. *
> *'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.' *

> *The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the
> road and continued
> the way he had been going with his dog. *
> *After another long walk, and at the top of another long
> hill, he came to a
> dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it
> had never been closed. There was no fence. *
> *As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning
> against a tree and reading a book. *
> *'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you
> have any water?' *
> *'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.' *
> *'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured
> to the dog. *
> *'There should be a bowl by the pump.' *
> *They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an
> old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. *
> *The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink
> himself, then he gave some to the dog. *
> *When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree. *
> *'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.

> *'This is Heaven,' he answered. *
> *'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said.
> 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.' *
> *'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and
> pearly gates? Nope.
> That's hell.' *
> *'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name
> like that?' *
> *'No, we're just happy that they screen out the
> folks who would leave their best friends behind.' *
> *Soooo .. *
> *Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to
> us without writing a word. *
> *Maybe this will explain. *

> *When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch,
> guess what you do?
> You forward jokes. *
> *When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep
> contact, you forward jokes. *

> *When you have something to say, but don't know what,
> and don't know how,
> you forward jokes. *
> *Also to let you know that you are still remembered , you
> are still
> important , you are still loved , you are still cared for,
> guess what you get?*
> *A forwarded joke. *
> *So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that
> you've been sent just
> another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of
> today and your
> friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you
> a smile. *
> *You are all welcome @ my water bowl anytime..... *
> *with love, joy, smiles and peace*
End of another my 'nice fun emails to forward'.
Have a nice day!

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Brain Damaging Habits

Good day,

This collection of 'nice fun emails to forward' give some advise and tips regarding Brain Damaging Habits. It was sent by "Budakboy RMC" on Friday, October 31, 2008 2:00 AM.

BUDAKBOY currently the moderator of
Malaysian Golfer Community.
Gathering all golfers around Malaysia.
Find him at facebook.

Here are the contents of my 'nice fun emails to forward':


1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing
brain degeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in
mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
Quit Smoking Today!

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing
malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air
decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will
accelerate the
death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon
dioxide and
decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in
effectiveness of
the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain
stimulation thoughts may
cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.

************ *******

The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring , and
artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking
oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like
olive oil.
Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should
be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have
to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good
eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to
absorb and get rid of unnecessary
chemicals according to "schedule."

Because :

Evening at 9 - 11 PM : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/ toxic chemicals
(detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time
duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during
this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing
the dishes or monitoring children doing their
homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1 am : is the detoxification process in the liver,
and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3 am : detoxification process in the gall, also
ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 - 5 am :
detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be
a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the
detoxification process
had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough
medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.

Morning 5 - 7am :
detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9 am : absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you
should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier,
before 6:30 am , for those who are
sick. Breakfast before 7:30 am is very beneficial to those wanting to
stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their
habits, and it is still better to
eat breakfast late until 9 - 10 am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of
removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am
is the time when the bone marrow
produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.



Major Nixon Ng Bujang RMAF

"Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude."

* Zig Ziglar *

End of 'nice fun emails to forward'. Hope you enjoy and have learned something.

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